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| London's Royal Albert Hall, home of the BBC Proms, scene of the protest |


“Some are born to publicity. Some achieve publicity, and some have publicity thrust upon them.”

Thought dead for the last half century or so, burlesque as an artform has been undergoing a revival in recent years. That's probably most noticeable in 2010's Cher and Christina Aguilera film, Burlesque, though that's only the most recent outbreak of burlesque into mainstream culture.
I realise I'm a bit late on this, but it's been a thought bubbling away for a while. I blame these Guardian articles: http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/theatreblog/2010/dec/13/burlesque-stripping-posh-empowering and http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2010/dec/13/burlesque-dita-von-teese-christina-aguilera
Burlesque has caused controversy – most recently in Cambridge – mainly on the grounds that women taking their clothes off for money from dirty old men is distasteful and a regressive step for the feminist movement. That's no doubt true; attaching commercial value to displays of a woman's body is a clear case of objectifying women. There's a feeling that burlesque bars are simply upmarket strip joints, exploiting young women in much the same way as a brothel would.
But to accuse burlesque performances of committing this act is to miss the point of burlesque, in both its earlier and its modern form. As various opponents and insiders have pointed out, early burlesque was satirical, a light relief that used things like cross-dressing as a way of bursting the pomposity of the ruling classes. In its more modern form, burlesque can be easily confused with striptease, but there are significant differences. It's also a misinformed approach to associate all burlesque with nudity; burlesque embraces a variety of artforms, and provocative dance is only one of those.
The satire element may not be so prominent in modern burlesque, but the idea of treating the performance as an art form certainly is. For a start, the amateur nature of many burlesque performers contrasts them with the strippers that Laura Barnett reckons are getting money furtively stuffed into their garters. But, deep down, burlesque is a different activity to stripping – even the acts that involve some clothes coming off. The two activities have different objectives and different approaches, even different audiences.
A striptrease in a strip joint is a commercial venture, where the stripper is earning money (not necessarily for herself), in exchange for stripping. The point is to make her male audience want to sleep with her, and pay more money to gain visual material for their own imaginings. The striptease offers the male audience member the hope that he could sleep with the stripper – or at least get a good idea of what it would look like (and in some cases, paying enough means that his dream comes true). The stripper has to offer everything up before the audience gets bored, give them what they want and get to the point. It falls apart if the audience doesn't believe she'd go all the way.
The art of a burlesque erotic dance lies in the restraint and the control, the titillation and
knowing when enough is enough.
Their mixed-gender audience doesn't need to be attracted to the performer, and that's where the empowerment can come in; performers needn't be svelte paragons of beauty (however you define beauty). More importantly, the burlesque erotic dance is about giving the audience a little bit of what they want – in a light-hearted way, without the earnestness of the striptease – gradually. The performer plays with the audience, working them up, and then judges the right moment to withdraw leaving them wanting more without feeling that they've missed out. Unlike stripping, a burlesque performance doesn't need the audience's gratification.The two performances have superficial similarities, but the underlying intentions and outcomes are different; it's a bit like the difference between having sex and making love.
Images courtesy of No Saints and Anna Fox, The Ringside
As some of the strongest advocates for faith, healing and understanding, women deserve a place in the Vatican's priesthood – and should certainly not be denied ordination merely on the basis of gender. But now I'm just tripping out old feminist arguments. My point is that the Church is backward-looking and conservative on so many issues as to be radically out of step with the secular world. Its attitude to women is one major part of this; how can the Church hope to maintain its followers, or even expand, when it subjects half of the world's population to an inferior status? I don't ask the Church to change its opinion on homosexuality (not just yet) or contraception (not just yet), but the attitude to women – God's children as much as men, and surely able to hear God's word as much as men (the Virgin Mary comes to mind) – has to be re-examined.
Not all that long ago, the Pope was a widely-respected and much-loved leader of the world's billion or so Catholics as well as the Vatican City's head of state. His word carried a certain moral and ethical authority even for non-Catholics. What went so badly wrong?
But the Bible was written (if you take a non-Christian or cynical view) by men in a patriarchal society roughly two thousand years ago. If you take a Christian, theistic view, it was written by God, via men in a patriarchal society roughly two thousand years ago to be read by that same patriarchal society. Of course there are no women preachers!
Personally, I've never been sure what constitutes too many friends on sites like Facebook.
he cares enough about to talk to, nor anyone that cares about him – not even his daughter. It (predictably enough) raises questions about what makes a friend, how we treat friends and the nature of friendship. This is a man whose Facebook page would state that he had no friends whatsoever – a depressing, desultory naught.
Everyone loves a scapegoat. I love scapegoats. We all love scapegoats...or at least, love to hate them. Originally, a scapegoat was a goat chosen from among the Israelite herd (way back in the days of Exodus), that was then symbolically laden with the sins of the people and cast out into the wilderness...naturally taking all the sin and blame away with it, the poor creature.
There was me thinking the Caribbean and African influx was due to our astounding lack of workforce after a devastating World War, and the desire of men from such places to earn some money for their large, hungry families living in countries soon to take the first steps of their own toward democracy. No, it was because the liberal elite didn't like Britain as it was (the Britain that had elected them into power, rather than re-elect Churchill's Tories, why wouldn't Labour like that?).'Labour are in the process of passing a law that will allow discrimination on
the basis of race and sex, have invaded two countries, encouraged a politicised
and violent police force, systematically eroded the right and ability to
protest, and given thousands of civil servants the power to spy on citizens.'
Even more worrying than that is an interview Griffin recently had on BBC One's The Andrew Marr Show (transcript here), in which Marr somehow manages to make the man sound reasonable. Griffin doesn't sound like a racist, and actually makes a good point about the way that we define who we class as British (when he says that while Dame Kelly Holmes may not be ethnically English she is still British).
their problems away with it. Germans of the 1930s hoped the Nazis could do something similar – ie. remove their problems for them. In both cases, it was the failings and weaknesses of the people themselves that needed to be removed, be that Israelite sin or a German incredulity that they could have lost the Great War fairly without being stabbed in the back by the liberal politicians, Jews, Marxists etc. Scapegoats are only used when a society is itself flawed, when the people aren't willing to admit that the problem lies with them. This leaves us with the question: what problems are we in modern Britain avoiding, and using for a scapegoat the BNP?